January 2011
December 2010
wowww, no plans for new years eve.
i’m lame.
“It’s one mother fucker’s birthday, and the entire universe has to shut the fuck down.”
Me: I have to go to work, does my hair look okay or should I take a shower?
Brother: You look like you had sex all night.
Me: Perfect.
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
snapesgrudge:
lolololol every time, bro.
When my mom comes in my room, then leaves and...
alexandergaskank: